I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
what really scares me is that im average im not really good at anything or really beautiful im going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me
calm down Augustus
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
I mean I could’ve done my homework today but I also could’ve committed murder so there’s that.
"Love And Drugs"by The Maine